Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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