You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
Realization: many of my behaviors would lead to me being stoned to death in a lot of foreign countries. God bless America.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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