I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
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