i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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