I don't think brook has ever known best
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
I love that your last three texts to me were "Drunk." "Getting laid." "In the hospital."
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
May the power of my ass compel you!!
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
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