you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
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