Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
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