i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
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