Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
now i know why i became what i already was.
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
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