I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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