Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
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