Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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