And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
Soap is not a condiment
it wasn't lemon gatorade
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
Randomize
