Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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