a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Send help, water and tortillas.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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