first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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