Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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