I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
Randomize
