How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
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