I think the only thing that impresses me are nice penises...and Jesus. Jesus would impress me. Especially if he walked on water again.
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
Sober January is a disaster.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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