Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
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