I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
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