If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
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