just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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