Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
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