normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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