i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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