But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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