so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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