What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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