I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
I got her a Nickelback box set.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
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