He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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