There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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