she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
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