No awkward lesbian experiences without me
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
a kid in a transformers shirt tried to pick me up last night at work. he also rolled up on a bicycle, the kind with pedals. do i look that easy?
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
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