Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
You need a sexual gate keeper
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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