I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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