that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
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