The cop didn't care that I was peeing on the wall of my dorm building... All he said was, "come on, it's 9am."
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
My Mom bought me a vibrating toothbrush. Maybe this is her way of apologizing for throwing away my other thing that vibrated.
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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