don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
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