I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
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