I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
Hashtag Pathetic
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
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