is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
She has the best kind of daddy issues
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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