I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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