Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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