I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
So apparently I’m into choking now
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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