ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
lets start a swedish sibling band together
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
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