So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
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