is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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