I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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